Audio Signal
RECORDING
Current Flow Rate
--mL/s
Stream Velocity
--mph
Duration
0:00
Peak Flow
--mL/s

Session Complete

0s --s
Avg Flow
--
mL/s
Peak (Qmax)
--
mL/s
Peak Velocity
--
mph
Duration
--
sec
Normal Range

Your flow metrics are within typical parameters

For entertainment purposes only. Results may vary based on ambient noise and mic sensitivity.

Microphone Access

Dave's Piss Meter uses your microphone to analyze audio patterns and estimate flow rate. Audio is processed locally and never leaves your device.